Limericks!

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
9 months hence, Jill had a daughter
Because the bitch forgot to take her pill

There was an Old Man of Gangtok
One day, he started to lose the skin color of his cock
His wife didn’t like that one bit
During sex, it felt weird on her clit
So she castrated the Old Man of Gangtok

There was a Young Lady of Galle
She had one breast big and the other small
A friend gave her a potion to take
The smaller breast bigger it was to make
But it made her ass larger, the poor Lady of Galle

There was a Fair Maiden of New Delhi
Men would pass by her balcony intentionally
Once she became a victim of an abduct
And got a lot of dick squeezed into her duct
That was the gang rape of the maiden from Delhi