My Jungle Song!

i was walkin thru the jungle with my dick in my hand
i said: 'hey motherfucka im the king of da land'
i looked up and what did i see?
a faggot-head nigger trying to shit on me
so i turned my dick a ninety degree
and shot that nigger right out of the tree
i went 'round to see what i could see
there were a 100 naked ladies jus waitin for me
i fucked 98 till my dick turned blue
then i lay on my back and fucked the other two

i was barely done when, in the bushes, i heard a hustle
along came this dude with quite a lot of muscle
with furious anger, he said 'im tarzan, the jungle man'
thats MY girl there...the one with the tan
i said 'i'm sorry abt that bro'
neway..she wasnt that great though

like a trained frog he leaped on me
but i'm a mean motherfucker, u see
so i took my dagger, and standing tall
with a clean swipe i chopped off his balls
i pointed to jane, and said 'jungle man, did u say you were?'
well...u now got nothing with which to fuck her!

along with 10 best women i took jane as my fuck-buddy
even though she was a little cruddy
i told her 'yo bitch! go get me a beer'
she says 'i'm sorry honey, i don't think we'll find that here'

walking along, we reached this big ol' house
on the porch was this dude...humping his woman like a mouse
i said 'hey man! you're scratching at her like a lottery ticket'
so i kicked his ass that sent him packing into the thicket
the woman was hot so i fucked her doggy-style
i was later told, her moaning could be heard for many a mile

then i went in the house to get a sip of water
in the hall, watchin TV, was that woman's daughter
on her lap was a crate of chilled kingfisher
i told her 'hey baby, go fetch me a pitcher'
i lay there on the sofa with the remote in my hand
even in this jungle, the TV was getting every band
so i flipped the channel to EPSN
aha! cricket match between the pakistani and indian men
On strike was Salman Bhatt
but Pathan's inswinger fucked him in the butt

as the match got over, so did the beer
by then the girls were screaming , 'baby, c'mon here'
but the daughter was nowhere to be seen
i found her in corner, crying 'u're so mean'
you've fucked all of 'em girls
dont you like my curls?

well...as they say, never refuse sex
so i fucked her and moved on to the next.