Tequila Shots

Middle finger to the U S of A

2006-04-13T20:38:00.000+05:30

I pissed on MSR, I said fuck the cash
I rammed my internship right down the trash

So what...SO WHAT??
So what, so what...you boring little fuck!

Middle finger to the U S of A
It’s not always about the pay

So what, so what...you boring little fuck!

Bush can butt-fuck himself
Cut his dick off and put it on the shelf
Coz sidj aint gracing his goddam country
Not for no internship, not for no academic degree

Stick your head up your faggot ass...you boring little fuck!

To the fat-assed bitches of the USA
I’m sorry, but I have to say
You’re obnoxious compared to the ones at Lausanne
And of course the crème de la crème of Amsterdam!

Stick your hamburgers up your faggot asses...you boring little fucks!

Where prostitution is legal, and on weed are all high
That’s where I wanna be, not your shitty pigsty
The snowy Alps resplendent under the shining sun
Not Manhattan like a fucking dungeon

Put a shotgun on your balls, and blast them off...you boring little fucks!

(thanks to Dubey for the idea)

Limericks!

2006-03-17T18:57:00.000+05:30

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
9 months hence, Jill had a daughter
Because the bitch forgot to take her pill

There was an Old Man of Gangtok
One day, he started to lose the skin color of his cock
His wife didn’t like that one bit
During sex, it felt weird on her clit
So she castrated the Old Man of Gangtok

There was a Young Lady of Galle
She had one breast big and the other small
A friend gave her a potion to take
The smaller breast bigger it was to make
But it made her ass larger, the poor Lady of Galle

There was a Fair Maiden of New Delhi
Men would pass by her balcony intentionally
Once she became a victim of an abduct
And got a lot of dick squeezed into her duct
That was the gang rape of the maiden from Delhi

My Jungle Song!

2006-03-08T08:28:00.000+05:30

i was walkin thru the jungle with my dick in my hand
i said: 'hey motherfucka im the king of da land'
i looked up and what did i see?
a faggot-head nigger trying to shit on me
so i turned my dick a ninety degree
and shot that nigger right out of the tree
i went 'round to see what i could see
there were a 100 naked ladies jus waitin for me
i fucked 98 till my dick turned blue
then i lay on my back and fucked the other two

i was barely done when, in the bushes, i heard a hustle
along came this dude with quite a lot of muscle
with furious anger, he said 'im tarzan, the jungle man'
thats MY girl there...the one with the tan
i said 'i'm sorry abt that bro'
neway..she wasnt that great though

like a trained frog he leaped on me
but i'm a mean motherfucker, u see
so i took my dagger, and standing tall
with a clean swipe i chopped off his balls
i pointed to jane, and said 'jungle man, did u say you were?'
well...u now got nothing with which to fuck her!

along with 10 best women i took jane as my fuck-buddy
even though she was a little cruddy
i told her 'yo bitch! go get me a beer'
she says 'i'm sorry honey, i don't think we'll find that here'

walking along, we reached this big ol' house
on the porch was this dude...humping his woman like a mouse
i said 'hey man! you're scratching at her like a lottery ticket'
so i kicked his ass that sent him packing into the thicket
the woman was hot so i fucked her doggy-style
i was later told, her moaning could be heard for many a mile

then i went in the house to get a sip of water
in the hall, watchin TV, was that woman's daughter
on her lap was a crate of chilled kingfisher
i told her 'hey baby, go fetch me a pitcher'
i lay there on the sofa with the remote in my hand
even in this jungle, the TV was getting every band
so i flipped the channel to EPSN
aha! cricket match between the pakistani and indian men
On strike was Salman Bhatt
but Pathan's inswinger fucked him in the butt

as the match got over, so did the beer
by then the girls were screaming , 'baby, c'mon here'
but the daughter was nowhere to be seen
i found her in corner, crying 'u're so mean'
you've fucked all of 'em girls
dont you like my curls?

well...as they say, never refuse sex
so i fucked her and moved on to the next.

Stick your head where the sun don't shine.

2006-03-08T08:26:00.000+05:30

bend over and stick your head up your ass.
like this...

and before you talk to me again, make sure you wash your tongue with soap.